May 8th, 2008

10 Reasons to Feel Good About the Economy

In layman’s terms:

  • 10: No one’s jumping out of windows yet
  • 09: A gallon of milk doesn’t require a loan yet
  • 08: The horse and buggy hasn’t caught on
  • 07: There’s always the Dollar Store
  • 06: A Wal-Mart is usually within walking distance
  • 05: Grass and rainwater will always be free
  • 04: You’re still receiving credit card offers in the mail
  • 03: Cardboard boxes are cheap and have provided shelter for decades
  • 02: These things always change
  • 01: Foreclosure is just another word for nothing left to lose

Or what this guy says.

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