Five Facts About Me You Probably Did Not Know
Five Facts About Me (in the spirit of Hillary’s Delegate Hub Facts): (01) I should be better looking (02) I should be 6-8 with a killer crossover (03) I should be the richest prick in America (04) I should be able to browse the bookstore without listening to some jackass on a cell phone whine about his crappy life (05) While it’s a fact none of these are facts, there exists a dimension where all this is true.
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