February 20th, 2008

Obama Hates Your Grandmother

Obama’s mom was white. His dad was black. They got hitched back in the sixties when mixed marriages were still taboo. This most certainly means they were Communists. Now let’s follow the logic of this likely, though in no way certain, fact. Being Communist pawns we can assume they lusted for the destruction of the United States of America, and most likely created blueprints for attacks against strategic strong-posts within the United States, like the Pentagon, the White House, and your grandmother’s bungalow. Obama’s parents almost certain Communist affiliation probably means the fruit of their loins is a monster who hates you and your family cause we all know the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Go ahead and let that train of thought sink in, if his parents were, maybe, like, could be, Communists he could be, like, perhaps, a subversive agent bent on killing your mother, or at the very least a pinko who wants to socialize medicine in America, which is the same thing, because your infirm mom will die if medicine is socialized. I’m not saying all this is a fact, but it is undeniably one possible, like, could be, outcome outta a couple billion or so.