01. Terms of Use
This site is rated R for the occasional use of offensive language, drug references, and muddled thought. If you let your seven year old run wild through this site, and afterwards she chases Muffin the Kitten around the house with your glass bong yelling “dirty shit eating zombie” remember that you’ve been warned.
02. Site Disclaimer
This is a journal of personal opinions and thoughts. This is not a canonical text about anything. I don’t claim to be an expert in anything, and even if I did it wouldn’t change the fact that there’s always going to be a rich and diverse matrix of options and possibilities about any given topic. I invite and welcome thoughtful, witty and/or heated discussion. I do not need highfalutin bombast.
This disclaimer exists because invariably, especially when writing articles on how one could do something, some ass-clown crawls out of his, it’s typically a male, grave and snidely points out the fact there’s other ways of doing things. Well, no shit huh? You mean to tell me there’s options? And here I was thinking there’s only one orthodox way to do everything. I never realized people have the cognitive abilities to choose from a vast cosmos of potential actions and behaviors? I always figured humanity as a Borg-like collective doing the one most efficient action, individual preference and style by damned. Learn something new every day.
To be fair, I’ve slipped into the sarcasm I mentioned I’d rather not receive, but it’s to highlight a point. The point being, I don’t assume to posses God-like knowledge, and it’d behoove you to assume the same. This assumption can help us avoid a Digg-like situation where every other shriveled dick male thinks he’s got The Answer, which is bad enough, but then points out how gigantic a moron you are for not knowing it. Let me add, for fear of retribution, Digg is great. It’s my daddy, but there’s times the comments descend into puerile disdain. It’s sad, but true.
Every post I write is a beginning. Think of them like questions; discuss, debate, appreciate, or extend, but don’t think it represents the Final Solution, and don’t think it’s your responsibility to devalue or refute every notion I have.
03. Comment Policy
I ask that you be bold, be brave, be authentic, and don’t suck. I moderate comments, but don’t edit them. I’m pretty liberal so it’s kinda free for all down there in the comments section. One thing I will not tolerate is attacking other commentors. You can throw all the sticks and stones you’d like at me, but keep it civil with other people. Let’s not play dumb here either, unless you happen to be schizophrenic then you are aware when you’re engaging in prepubescent bouts of unprovoked attack, snark, sarcasm, or verbal trite. It should come as no surprise if you get zonked for acting like an ass when you know very well you were.
If I find a comment offensive I’ll give a warning. If it happens again then I’ll send my brain eating undead lawyer after you. I reserve the right to visit your home and beat you critical with a dead rat if you violate my policy.
04. Copyright
All the writing and photos contained within the borders of this site, if my creation, are available to use, copy, share, distribute, or adapt unless otherwise noted. The site basically rests in the bosom of a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0. This means you can use anything of mine, unless otherwise stated, so long as (01) let people know it’s my work in whatever way you feel is befitting (02) don’t use the work for commercial purposes, and (03) share it the same way I do. You could always contact me if you’d like to work out something different. As for the Wordpress Themes please see the individual themes for their respective licenses.
